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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is a cigar-chomping Rottweiler puppet brought to life by comedian and writer Robert Smigel. He broke out on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," turning red carpets, political conventions, and fan lines into laugh factories with fearless jabs and gleefully absurd interviews. Armed with razor-sharp timing, improvised roasts, and the immortal closer "for me to poop on," Triumph skewers pop culture while letting everyone in on the joke.
Fans know the viral Star Wars line bit, Westminster Kennel Club mischief, and election-season coverage in "Triumph's Election Watch" specials, along with the Grammy-nominated album "Come Poop With Me." Onstage, he unleashes rapid-fire crowd work, musical cues, and topical riffs that shift every night, making each show a one-of-a-kind burn session. Buy Triumph The Insult Comic Dog tickets from Vivid Seats for a secure purchase, great selection, and rewards that fuel your next live memory.
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog shows may vary slightly in length but will generally run for 90 minutes to two hours.
Door times vary by venue and city, but doors for the Triumph The Insult Comic Dog tour typically open between 60 and 90 minutes before showtime. This gives fans plenty of time to find their seats, grab refreshments, and enjoy the pre-show atmosphere. For the most accurate door and start times, check your ticket for details closer to the performance date.
Typically, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog tickets become available shortly after new tour dates are announced. Be sure to check back regularly, as additional tour dates and ticket releases may be added throughout the year.
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